Hello, everyone, it's Dorkpool, the nerd with a mouth, Klingon-speaking comedian, and atheist minister (the last one is true). And welcome to my blog. Here, you will either laugh, cry, or scream in terror. Or all three.
Here's a short guide to the site:
HOME: The page you're presently on.
FUNNY, NON CAT RELATED PICTURES: A better name would be "Why I Shouldn't Be Allowed To Use Photoshop", but it's too long, and it sounds like a Fall Out Boy song. On that page, you'll find stuff I've done in Photoshop. Some of it's funny, and some of it's there for reasons known only to me.
THE MIXED-UP THOUGHTS OF THE NERD WITH A MOUTH: This is where I write stuff, be it stories, guides, or my opinions on things, it's there.
A PLACE FOR HATE MAIL: Basically, a contact form. Want to tell me how awesome I am, or that I should go fuck myself? If you don't want to in the comments, try the nifty contact form on this page.
There's the site. Enjoy! And if you're offended, go away.
Here's a short guide to the site:
HOME: The page you're presently on.
FUNNY, NON CAT RELATED PICTURES: A better name would be "Why I Shouldn't Be Allowed To Use Photoshop", but it's too long, and it sounds like a Fall Out Boy song. On that page, you'll find stuff I've done in Photoshop. Some of it's funny, and some of it's there for reasons known only to me.
THE MIXED-UP THOUGHTS OF THE NERD WITH A MOUTH: This is where I write stuff, be it stories, guides, or my opinions on things, it's there.
A PLACE FOR HATE MAIL: Basically, a contact form. Want to tell me how awesome I am, or that I should go fuck myself? If you don't want to in the comments, try the nifty contact form on this page.
There's the site. Enjoy! And if you're offended, go away.